Street 5: Dream or Nightmare?! The Dark Doorstep Demon.Street 4: Budget Increase!! Do Carbonated Drinks Count?.Street 3: Athletic Training?! All Things Are Connected.Street 2: First Battle!! The Enemy Is A Pretty Classmate.Street 1: Yuko Awakens! Due To Family Circumstances, I'm a Demon Now.Matthew: For what? Danielle: I never went to prom.įilm School Student: Why'd you decide to skip film school? Don't you think you're a little young? Eli: SHUT THE FUCK UP! Next question. Ferrari: Okay, moving on.ĭanielle: Thank you. How about you? When did you lose your virginity? April: When I was ten. įerrari: I know I lost my virginity at prom. Kidman: Eli, do those girls go to your school? Eli: Actually, no, Mrs. Matthew: Yeah, but this is breaking and entering. Kelly: Sometimes in life if you wanna do something good, you gotta do something bad. Danielle: Fuck you.Įli: Dude! Matthew: I know. Because I loved the way you looked at me. Matthew: Why didn't you just tell me? Danielle: Because I didn't want to. Danielle: Oh, now that's a mature response. She does it for a living right?" Matthew: Eli told me to do it. Someone showed you a tape, and you thought, "What the hell. Danielle: Isn't that what you want? To fuck a porn star in a cheap motel room? So this is what you really think of me. Matthew: Why are you doing this? Danielle: What? Matthew: This. Eli: Oh, you know what? Fine! Matthew: Fine! Eli: Fine! Goddammit Matt! I swear to God if you don't fuck her, I'll kill myself! Matt! Please! Please! Matt! Fuck her for me! For me! Matthew: Eli, you're never going to see her again. What would JFK do? You know he'd tap that ass. Matthew, I tell you that you're going to regret this. Eli: And you can still like her with your penis inside her. Matthew: Mess what up? Eli: Matt, she's a porn star! Okay? Take her to a motel room and bang her like a beast! Matthew: Eli, I like this girl. Peterson: So, what was the scholarship for? Matthew: Moral fiber.Įli: Dude, don't mess this up. Klitz: - Dude, I'm kind of uncomfortable watching this with you. Which means that if you knock out one of our legs, WE-ALL-FALL!
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